Life is like a firecracker- short and beautiful

me watching the prodigal son pilot: okay betty cooper... okay knock off will graham, let him cook... hi michael sheen... wait the siblings are sibling-ing... wait he's silly?? OH HI LANE!!! wait he has... rizz?? okay... wait *record scratch* WTF????? 23 minutes and 44 seconds into this show and i'm watching this insane little man gleefully chop off some dude's hand that he just met while reciting a little daily affirmation to himself to psych himself up and now he's stumbling around with THEE most insane look in his eyes and a smile on his face like i fear obSESSED is too mild a word. the instant blorbofication of this freak. incredible.

malcolm bright, being interviewed by internal affairs to see if he’s fit to continue dangerous and highly sensitive mission work without being a danger to himself or his team: so then i let the untrained cult leader give me electroshock therapy