And The Moon, She Laughed At Me

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

every time i see this on my dash it is my solemn duty to inform you that this is NOT from tails gets trolled. it is an edit of tails gets trolled by our very own @sickjacket. it is extremely funny that it has become the single most recognizable part of Tails Gets Trolled when it is not actually Tails Gets Trolled. that's just how good @sickjacket is

media trope that makes me want to throw up and cry is when a character realises there's no way they're making it out of a situation in one piece. and in a single moment they accept it and turn to their distraught loved ones with The Smile. you know The Smile. sickening

I have met GMs that literally will gift you a dice set and a print out of the rules if they aren't online for free anyway

My mom plays solitaire when she’s bored it really is that easy

children heed my warning. one day your body’s check engine light will come on and demand that you start eating so many vegetables and whole grains. do not ignore it.

the problem with me is i cannot differentiate what is & is not my circus and what are & are not my monkeys. this gives you mental health conditions

Saw a comment saying character X can't be a pervert because he's ace. Bro. Bro. Bro. BRO. BRO. BRO. BR