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there must be a better place you could be doing that
his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room
mario party minigame

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what if they were black AND gay...everyone needs to get woker NOW
the goddamn remote epistaxis-inducing machine strikes again
>friend introduces me to statistical mechanics >we are both mathematicians
this is the most I have ever learned from a conversation which I was constantly steering into trainwreck territory forever

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I like how "algebra" means very different things depending on if you are a mathematician or not, and also that "I'm studying algebra" is a thing you can plausibly say at basically any point in your mathematical education
"Oh you're a chemist? what do you do?" "I work with Bad Breath Forever Element"
I will forever maintain that writing e^πi + 1 = 0 is the mathematical equivalent of putting ketchup on wagyu beef.
e^πi = -1 is beautiful and geometric and nice why would you obscure the actual meaning by rewriting it as e^πi + 1 = 0 just to forcefully cram some extra numbers you like in there!! you're hurting the equation please stop!!!
e^πi = -1 -> "hiiii! we're the complex numbers! we're an incredibly nice and simple way to encode rotations, and euclidean isometries in general! join us in our beautiful world of geometry! we love you!!! ^v^"
e^πi + 1 = 0 -> "hey so uhhh did you know that. if you take the unit circle and shift it one to the right then it will be centered at one. and go through zero. waow"
Better yet, show the whole underlying correspondence: e^αi = sin(α)+i*cos(α) = (1,α) (in radial coordinates)
I have already depicted myself as the nimble mountain goat and you as the blundering overturned car
My excellent well-thought-out plan for embettering society:
Disenfranchise a demographic group (it's okay; a lot of them are Bad)
???
look how much fairer and juster our society is now

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how it feels to get the short end of the stick by some double standard in exactly the same way you predicted would happen two hours prior
i think this is my magnum opus idk how i can top this
this would be a killer noun phrase to include in the title of a light novel that takes place in some extremely distorted version of the mtg multiverse. something like:
Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications
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“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line
[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression
I was reading Emily Wilson's criticism of the movie and when I got to the part where the line was mentioned I had to take a moment to be like "What? what?! they say that in the movie!? they weren't calling it the bronze age exactly were they now??! what on earth?!? why?!" before I could continue to read
girl who narrates everything happening in her Dwarf Fortress world in a really good impression of David Attenborough: "While he doesn't know it yet, this dwarf is about to make what will be the last mistake in his life..."
other girl on the bed: "I'm starting to think when you invited me to 'special fun time in your bedroom' you had something different in mind than what I did"
girl 1: "huh?"
girl 2 (lightly mockingly): "This young female is searching for a mate... but her best efforts to attract one will go unrecognized..."
the huge dragon that has somehow been watching both from an unseen vantage point the entire time: "... EXCEPT BY AN UNWELCOME AUDIENCE..." (devours girl 2 whole. girl 1 does not seem to be fazed and continues navigating designation menus)
[long pause]
girl 1: "I'd be more angry about this, but it's hard because you finished off the bit really cleanly."
dragon: "Thanks; I do my best."