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@haley-the-creep
Not to be That Person, but tapeworms don’t have circulatory systems at all, let alone heartbeats.
Neither do the fetuses at the stage the heartbeat bills want to classify them as people, so this tweet works on multiple levels.
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love that when u change your username tumblr puts you in witness protection and tells everyone that looks you up by your old username that youre deactivated
Here’s the updates :)
The worst thing abt working in a craft store is that 90% of the time, the woman jokes in some way or another her husband will kill her/beat her for spending money. Or they’ll half the payment in cash so it “looks like less when he checks our account.”
That shit isn’t funny. It isn’t cute and it makes me so sad that these women joke about it. So WHAT if your wife likes to make wreaths or sparkly tumbler cups??? So WHAT if her passion is soap making or painting?? God forbid ur wife have a fucking hobby that isn’t blowing you!!
Holiday season is upon us so if you berate ur wife for having a hobby, fuck you!! If you know somebody who does this fucking punch them in the throat!!!
my mom owned a store like this and would be like “does your husband golf?” and the shop was in a rich white neighbourhood so they would always say yes and my mom would do quick math and be like “great, this is worth half a game of golf. Looks like you have more to spend if you wanna!”
great tactic in empowering women and selling more craft items
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Reported Bigfoot Sightings
Can’t believe Bigfoot was looking at furry porn while reading Martha Stewart in an IHOP
The Adventure Zone presents: Ballad of Bigfoot 2
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Coworker: “What are you holding?”
Me: “Stress ball. Extra firm. I’m training so that the next time I hold hands with someone I’ll instantly crush their bones into nutritious powder.”
You know the drill
My favorite part of this is that you can just hear the defeat in this.
I don’t know who is behind this Twitter account, but I think I’m in love just a little.
Cops suck but this twitter is funny.
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nice dick as always bro
you: braid my hair and call me pretty
me:
me playing with a cat: hee hee toy on a string
the cat: what the fucks it gonna take for this bird to die
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the worst emotional truama ive ever recieved in my life is in 2nd grade, i went to catholic school and i was really acting out that day because something my teacher did my made me blood boil, so i acted out and got to sit on a bench alone during recess
however, in defiance i ran to the slide and did the only thing i knew how to do when i was upset at someone and pissed my pants
my teacher was forced to clean up the unpacified rage that was my urination off the slide and of course my mom got called, when i got picked up by her later that day, she began to ask me if i still liked Hillary Duff, who was like my weird 2nd grader TV crush and i got all happy shaking my head like YEAH, YEAH I DO LIKE HILLARY DUFF IS SHE HERE
and thats when it struck, the peircing lance that struck my heart, and i will never forget these words my mother told me:
“Hillary Duff doesn’t like pee pee boys.”
Make me choose: @obakesblueberryscone asked Obake or Aladdin (Live Action)
