mountain dew is pretty kvlt right?

I know where you live and I’m coming to your house right now to fucking prank you

Hahaha I’m coming to fucking prank you right now!!

Get ready for this funny ass prank biiitch!!!

I’m right outside the house but the front door is locked. Come unlock the door so I can show you this silly little fucking joke. Come open the fucking door so we can get to laughing.

Alright, I can’t get in so I’m gonna head home. Too bad you had to miss out on this really funny little practical prank.

APRIL FOOLS AGAIN, DUMMY!!! IM COMING IN!! I got you again you stupid dumb idiot. You’re so gullible you keep falling for it. You should see your stupid face right now. Get ready for this fucking prank I’ve got saved up for you right here!!

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

ANTLERS

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I forget about this fucking ornament every year.

*mean girls gif*

Roberts Battinson

very viable options so far

BOTH BABY!

ALL BABIES! ALL OF THEM!

babey unlimited

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