hail moosifer the moose

THIS IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT

Reblogging my own reblog because is anyone else confused as to how Thor and Loki are getting along /at all/ considering the post-credits scene in TDW?

Teachers be like “I’m more than happy to accommodate students with mental illnesses or disabilities. I just don’t excuse any absences, offer extra credit, or accept late homework. Also my only office hours are off campus on the last full moon of every other month”

Have… have they never picked up a Deadpool comic

OK BUT REALLY. HAVE THEY ACTUALLY READ ANY OF THE DEADPOOL COMICS??? CAUSE ITS LITERALLY EVERYWHERE.

How fucking strong must those suits be for the guy to view crashing as a mild inconvenience

10/10 form

“OH POOP!”

Those outfits tend to be kevlar-reinforced as a standard, I believe.

I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes

That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like

Being out in the ocean is actually so scary because when you look really far out you can kind of see how the Earth is rounded out. It looks like a few miles ahead you’re just gonna fall off or something. Also fun trick: if ur on mobile, double tap zoom in and slide the picture side to side. It looks like you’re actually there looking left to right

DO THAT DO IT RIGHT NOW

Cthulhu, as an eldritch being, sees humans as humans see insects; which is to say, harmless but inexplicably terrifying.

#cthulhu chasing humanity around with a shoe while crying

@pizza-rickrolls

Big ole’ pigs.

Reblogging because I feel so misinformed about pigs right now. My life is a lie.