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a lot of people don’t tell you this when you’re starting to remodel your own home but occasionally under the floorboards you’ll find the entrance to an unimaginably sprawling and vast complex of underground lakes connected to each other through intricate networks of tunnels where suburbanite mermaids have set up mermaid strip malls with mermaid verizon, mermaid driving school, the mermaid liquor store, and so on. and many people will think this is a plumbing issue, but it’s actually a zoning problem

Lol, me and the other penguins have decided to hide a majority of the shiniest pebbles from you…

We are currently being ttried for Pebble Crimes by the Penguin International Committee fuck whoever reported me .

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

"Grace and Rocky saved two planets of intelligent life." Yeah, so did Eva Stratt btw. Do you know how much caffeine that woman must've been on to get major power on earth to coordinate, to organize the world's first interstellar spaceship in just FOUR years, and you know,,, to tie her best friend to the train tracks and blast him to space. Yeah Grace and Rocky did all that. But holy shit Stratt did all that too.

I love how Grace was staring at Dubois and Shapiro and immediately leaves to talk to Stratt like "do you get the whole romance thing people have going on" and they have an indirect conversation implying that no she doesnt get it either but some people do and then they rejoin the party

I love the PHM shipping scene because it all makes sense to me. The fandom passes Grace around like a joint and I'm always like "yeah that checks out." Ship him with the woman, the man, the rock, markiplier, no one. I'm here for it! I love Grace as a hopeless romantic and I love him as completely disinterested arograce. And I love like every single character, there is not one of them I dislike, so practically all the content appeals to me. I am at a buffet and I'll eat all of it