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any vampires out there want to take a nibble and give me a sip and deliver me from the earthly torments of emails

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decomposedmaw

Pixel post dividers for everyone! It's not much, but feel free to use them if you'd like. I don't know the ideal size for these, so let me know if they're too tall. I can make them a bit shorter next time.

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 45

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Jonathan Harker (Dracula)

Remaining time: 4 days 20 hours

#JONATHAN YOU CAN STILL DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU

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You’ve already unlocked the 30% meme but we’ve got another in store at 40% funded!

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i’m up to something let me cook

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Think i might be evil on par with draculas and nosferatus

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While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can

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🎶Doesn't seem it's working! Undeterred geese!🎵

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snoopy of the day

cheeseanonioncrisps

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

cheeseanonioncrisps

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

cheeseanonioncrisps

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

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Only here the fish

can talk and keeps asking you

to make it vodka.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

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These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

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so i've been getting lots of loa on my tiktok fyp recently

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Don your sunglasses, grab your instruments, and lend your cosmic chorus to THE Stardust Rhapsody. Let's jam!

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Hello LoA community!

I would like to offer my Chuckles the space clown design!

He's such a silly goober I love him sm.. And I made him more alien like cuz I have free will, and if anyone wants my ask box is open.. sooo.. you can like ask about him and stuff.. :3

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I was not expecting the clown-demon-alien-spider to be my favorite character from the various Legends of Avantris campaigns, but I probably should've. YouTube ver

#HHHHH #Avantris

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'Werewolf' by Jakub Różalski

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LOUD WARNING//

I’d be so annoying about eating if I come from a world where food is scarce and suddenly I’m in the present where every kinda food is available to me

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