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Call me Rick Moranis the way I be missing these zeitgeists.

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foone

The three types of kink are

* you have power

* you're safe

* feet

foone

this is a shitpost but I think it's not THAT wrong. Most kink is either one of (or a combination of):

You get to play at having power over someone else. This is your dominance sorts of things, your sadisms, etc.

You get to play safely. You can play with scary things while knowing there's safewords and a dom/top who loves you.

Feet. By which I mean, there's some normal part of the human experience that your brain has for some reason fixated on. Maybe you're into red hair, or glasses, or fluffy tails.

foone

"safety" can also present as "useful". You have some intrinsic value that cannot be taken from you (because of some sex/kink thing). The safety is from abandonment, because you're useful, despite everything. And "useful" is a bunch of kinks (none of which I'm comfortable mentioning here).

sleepydogdisease

oh no, animal ears are feet

foone

yeah. cat ears are feet!

mere-technicality

can someone turn this into the calvin's dad dialogue

foone

oh god, this is so obviously calvin's dad dialogue that now I'm worried that I plagiarized it without realizing it

h4773r

@theshitpostcalligrapher

"Cat ears are feet" 😎

Listening to latest @worldsbeyondpod fireside & expelled an audible honk when @quiddie mentioned #twilightimperium, cause there is a comedy show TONITE(THURS 11TH @9:30) at the Lyric Hyperion, AND the weekend long tourney at Geeky Teas in Burbank, hosted by Space Cats Peace Turtles

#abria iyengar #twilightimperium #board games #involuntary expletive

oldsgie-deactivated20260302

Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

astronomicpopcorn

You can't just post this and not tell us how man

oldsgie-deactivated20260302

Instead of being in settings its in the google app. Also, google, not chrome. Icon is a G, not the circle thing. Click on your pfp to open a menu

From there, go Settings > Gemini > Digital Assistants > Switch to Google Assistant. This disables Gemini, google's AI assistant, and switches you back to the old one. We aren't done yet.

Go back to Settings. From there, we go Settings > Google Assistant > scroll to find General > Google Assitant on/off > turn it off

They really tried their best to make it a pain, but you can eventually disable it. Holding the power button on your phone still pulls up a menu and asks you to turn it back on, but this is the least intrusive you can make it.

Applies to all non-apple phones afaik. For sure Samsungs and Pixels but idrk about others

Edit: thank you my friend @/teeth-kid for confirming that this also works on Motorola

parrhesiac

I thank you, my wife thanks you, and as for the reblog chain, that goes without saying.

captainmcbabygirl

You can re-map your power button to actually be a power button and not connect to assistant! Go to Advanced Settings -> Side Button -> Long Press then select "Power off menu." You can also change what double-pressing your power button does in the Side Button menu, but I don't think that one automatically maps to the assistant.

write-on-world

Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

12b6

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

johanna-swann

Me: My writing is so bad. :(

Meanwhile at Disney: Somehow, Palpatine has returned.

autumngracy

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dimension20official

I do know one thing… 🙏🔥🍾

A little emotional to know folx like @theshitpostcalligrapher & @aurora

4gifs

setscarylazerstomaximumcaptain-

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

lightsareout

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

witchsyren

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

thedoctor-and-his-trolls

WHY IS IT BACK

organicorc

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

mortimermcmirestinks

hey does everyone remember the fucking harlem shake. this was goddamn inescapable in 2013

auntiebillionaire

We have nation wide protests today! Join the resistance and be aggressive but above all be SAFE.

Let our government know we the people have had enough of corporate money in our political pockets. 🖕🏻🖕🏻

victusinveritas

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tgirl-thucydides

cowinatrenchcoat

It's so, SO important to share success stories like this. I know an actual JPL engineer who doesn't believe in climate change because, "you never hear about acid rain anymore."

He thinks climate change can be lumped in with acid rain and the ozone layer of "things that were overblown and not really important because no one talks about it anymore."

It didn't even occur to him that we actively fixed the problem. Here's the EPA page on acid rainfall.

From the page:

It's also important to talk about success stories tonfuel hope that we can overcome current and future conservation and environmental issues.

sew-birb

I call this the Y2K* effect - nowadays people think Y2K was a whole overblown nothingburger, that anyone who was afraid of it was an idiot. But it was genuinely a huge crisis in the computing sector, one that required thousands of hours of dedication to solve. People didn't experience the bad effects of Y2K because people worked hard to actively avert the crisis

*I'm British, so I don't call it this, I call it The Millennium Bug because that's what we all called it over here. We even had a hazard symbol, look at this guy he goes hard as hell:

nudityandnerdery

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

nudityandnerdery

Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.

library-graffiti

Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.

mamalibra

Here’s to 2023, a year of as many little courageous kindnesses as possible. ♥️

fluffingfloofs

To a year of kindness in 2024

reblogbinge

Bringing this back for 2025

blackness-by-your-side

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

cuntybearjamboree

FARENHEIT 451 IS ON THE BANNED BOOKS LIST??? IT’S LITERALLY ABOUT THE SOCIETAL DANGERS OF BANNING/OUTLAWING/BURNING BOOKS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

dancing-coyote

That’s the reason it’s on the bloody list.

BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT HOW BANNING AND BURNING BOOKS IS WRONG.

unlimitedgamesbutnogames

HERE’S ALL THE PDF VERSIONS I COULD FIND SINCE WE’RE ALL IN QUARANTINE AND WE CAN’T PHYSICALLY GET THE BOOKS WE DON’T HAVE

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

The Autobiography of Malcolm X

Beloved

Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee (this was the only free version I could find, and it’s a downloadable thing, so do so with caution)

The Call of the Wild

Catch-22 (it was either this version or one where the entire thing was in comic sans font)

The Catcher in the Rye

Fahrenheit 451

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Gone With the Wind

The Grapes of Wrath

The Great Gatsby

Howl

In Cold Blood

Invisible Man

The Jungle (personally I don’t like this formatting, but the site doesn’t look sketchy so…) - there’s also this which is the proper book format in a pdf, but it’s directly photocopied so it might be hard to read some of the print

Leaves of Grass

Moby Dick

Native Son

Our Bodies, Ourselves (we learned about this one in APUSH!)

The Red Badge of Courage

The Scarlet Letter

COULD NOT FIND Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (the ebook is 47 fucking dollars??? and i can’t even find sketchy websites that’ll let me download a pdf. if anyone manages to find a link, lmk please)

Stranger in a Strange Land

A Streetcar Named Desire

Their Eyes Were Watching God

To Kill a Mockingbird

Uncle Tom’s Cabin

Where the Wild Things Are (this is a slideshow!!!! how fun)

COULD NOT FIND The Words of Cesar Chavez (however I did manage to download the first 71 pages of the book from EBSCO and I put it here but I couldn’t get the rest. sorry y’all)

emeraldscholar

rebloggan 4 links

valkyrie-the-lost-deactivated20

The only book that should be on that list is Catcher In The Rye, and that’s because it’s a fucking obnoxious book that I read and then refused to read again. And like, that’s literally happened once before in the thousands of books I’ve read. It’s fucking terrible.

passion-of-l0vers

or maybe, and stick with me here, no books should be on that list

just because you don’t like a book doesn’t mean it should be banned. catcher in the rye is one of my favorite books. it helped me through some of the roughest periods of my life. a book can still have value even if you personally don’t like it

queer-as-city-folk

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

fearthefuzzybear

our beautiful rail line... (so far)

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nivadu

I’m very close to a follower milestone so I’m celebrating by hosting an art giveaway. I’ll be picking three winners randomly when the giveaway ends.

Prizes

You can win a drawing of a character of your choice, canon or original.

1st prize: a full-body drawing

2nd prize: a half-body drawing

3rd prize: a bust

Rules

You must be following me to enter the giveaway. New followers are welcome!

No giveaway blogs

Participate by liking and/or reblogging this post

If you win, please keep your request SFW. See my commission rules for a list of things I will or won’t draw

The giveaway will end August 1st!

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