This is my blog

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

just found out my apprentice has more wiztok followers than me. is there any justice in this cruel world

usamericans always going on and on and on about the 6 feet height makes you think it's some kind of uber tall person but then you search up a measurement converter and realise than no. it's about average

OK took me like an hour but should be fixed. eesh. thank you for the heads up.

the joys of self hosting

All of this and also “Enemy” by Imagine Dragons

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

At the airport. There's planes here 😳

While I am having a blast planeapotting while waiting, I won't be posting photos to not doxx myself. So if I say its cool and you should look at planes right now you're just gonna have to take my word for it

shocking to me how often people decide to totally forget about timezones. shocking shocking shocking shocking shocking

the whole world uses the beautiful internet. this is the world wide web. the www. the world wide web. it's a web. and it's world wide baby

"why is this guy posting at 4:30am in the morning" it's 10:30am where he lives. shuts your beautiful eyes for you with my fingers