eh

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex

the subtext of dio is so funny like hes never explicitly hilarious but he just lounges around his mansion fucking feeding and looking sexy just in case his grandnephew checks in on him and he has a pet falcon

one of his favorite butlers is a gamer who just plays video games in the cellar all day and his henchmen include an evil baby, orangutan, and man whos stand is the entire sun; remind you hes a fucking vampire. and the rest of his minions are just his polycule

He froze time, physically moved Polnareff to the bottom of the stairs, then went back to pose on his throne just to fuck with his head

I feel like its important to note he did that last bit not just once, but every time Polnareff took a step up.

The last part of him studying law makes me wonder if he would be a good pheonix Wright antagonist.

sometimes im like…..what is the point of all this ??? and then i hang out with the people i love, and for a brief moment, i see

keygen music is fucking crazy you could be downloading a crack for some fuckinnn office program and every now and then it sounds like a bossfight is starting

i just listened to all the music thats ever been. my favorite was a song a little girl sang to her cat in greece in 1286. my second favorite was from a ceremonial performance in modern day ethiopia, from 22000 bc. i also liked STEELY DAN.

My best advice to anyone is to get into Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, it trains your suspension of disbelief to reach such an astounding level that you will never make fun of anything for being corny or over the top again and that’s just a better, brighter way to see the world tbh

ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

(defensively) 35 is one of the most normal ages to be

you’re 23 and you learn rosemary kennedy was lobotomized at 23 and you’re like my god she was barely an adult. then you’re 27 and you’re like holy hell amy winehouse was just starting her life. and then, presumably, you reach 36 and you’re like christ alive marilyn monroe was only 36. and so on and so forth

ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you