eventually i'll post that fic

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

"The first thing I look for in a man is his heart. The fact that his tits are in the way is not my fault." - Claire, possibly.

every time i see the ben and jerrys cows i imagine a little katamari rolling across the ice cream tub 🐄

idk who on earth could possibly need to hear this, but do NOT, under ANY circumstances, give out your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER to ANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS

IDK I think if cis men are being told that being fat will lower their testosterone and make them Insufficiently Masculine, and cis women are being told that being fat will raise their testosterone and make them Excessively Masculine, and fat trans people are being denied the right to medically transition if they're fat, and thin trans people are warned against HRT because it will make them fat (and this is said about both testosterone and estrogen HRT), and androgynous-presenting people are told that only thin people count as androgynous...

me making ocs when i was 13: okay i want my character to be cool and different but not too different... i dont want anyone to call them a mary sue... or too edgy... or forced diverrsity.... and i have to draw good or else i could end up on a deviantart youtube video like my friend did that one time... this is hard...