never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

If you ever want to be sad, just so look at how Minthara reacts when a romanced Karlach decides to not return to the hells. It’s about the most emotional Minthara can get in any playthrough and she cries before swearing to get Karlach vengeance whether she’s alive or not. 

the highest recorded wet bulb temperatures in the world occur in india, jsyk. in odisha, they’ve hit 34.6 degrees celsius. the human survivability limit is 35 degrees celsius but the body faces significant risks, potentially fatal risks, even at 30 degrees as it starts failing to cool itself, like i’m talking organ failure levels of risk. climate change isn’t coming to peak, it’s been in the global south where you can’t see it or feel it.

imagine temperatures that high and humidity as high as 75%—you make more heat than you can ever cool. your sweat cannot evaporate fast enough. you literally boil alive. heat deaths in india are underreported and they already hit the thousands. there is no plan, for a nation of almost 2 billion people. no plan. nothing.

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It only occurs to me now Lex sleeping with Rouge is much funnier if you take into consideration his lifelong vocal hatred of aliens

High-key way more surprising Rouge would fuck Lex Luther. Way to get a woman way out.of ones league.

In universe, she's extorting information out of him- pretty standard vamp stuff to suck it up and sleep with a guy at night so you can topple his empire in the morning.

i skink therefore i scram...!

My fav whaling logbook phenomenon is when their keeper opts NOT to use whale stamps and instead hand-draws very ornate whales to indicate when he sees them, but then as time goes on the whales get progressively shittier looking because that’s too much work. I know how it feels to get locked into an artistic bit later regretted, man.

Maybe he kept encountering shittier whales

Amazing that we call him the cookie clicker guy and not the "this website's hate mail game is insane" guy because one of those things had a much bigger impact on Tumblr culture than the other