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@kittybroker how much, perchance, for this sleepy, bagel-licking fiend??
Sleepy yet devious bagel-licker plotting and scheming their next trick! And you too could be plotting along with this kitty now for only $15.90!

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I wanted to post about this because I know many of my mutuals are avid crafters and I don't know how much attention this endeavour is getting outside of end-of-life spaces-
The Loose Ends Project matches crafters with a project that is unfinished because of death or disability. They offer help with a spectrum of textile mediums in over 80 countries. One project I find particularly lovely: “My mom was making this octopus for me. She was 67 years old when she passed away from COPD. She was hospitalized for pulmonary rehab several times and would always take it to work on while she was there and loved to talk about it with people."
(the red heart marks the last stitch made by this person's mom) Anyway, if something like this is something you'd like to be involved in, they are always looking for more crafters <3
My favourite recent finishing project that they posted about wasn't precisely something that the crafter left unfinished. The knitter in question had had dementia, and thought she was knitting scarves. So a finisher was found to piece all the little bits of knitting together into a blanket.
They found someone to repair the hand-knitted block blanket that my great-grandmother made. It had been eaten at by moths in a handful of places before I inherited it, and Loose Ends found someone local to darn it. I asked her to darn in golden yellow yarn so that the story of the repair would become part of the story of the blanket, and I love every bit of it.
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Nobody seems inclined to shut the fuck up on their own so I made this handy graphic that I might just start rudely appending to my random life update posts. Everyone feel free to use it on your own posts.
@thebibliosphere you might need this
you’d be right
Image id: a long bullet-point list, mostly in plain text except the first and last lines which are large and rainbow colored.
Rainbow text: STOP giving me life advice!
Regular text on all the following lines, until noted otherwise:
- I didn't fucking ask.
- I don't know you. I have no reason to think that you know what you're talking about.
- Your advice is stupid and it makes you look stupid.
- A two sentence facetious tumblr post does not give you enough context about my life to offer advice.
- I didn't fucking ask.
- I don't know you and you don't know what you're talking about.
- If your smug little off-the-cuff response took you less than five minutes to think of, I guarantee I've already tried it or it doesn't apply to my situation.
- Because you don't know what you're talking about.
- And I'm not a fucking idiot.
- Your advice sure makes you look like a fucking idiot though.
- It's bad advice. That I didn't ask for.
- It's stupid advice and it makes you look stupid.
- Seriously, just think for like five seconds. About how conceited and self-aggrandising you're being. And how stupid you clearly must think I am.
- When you assume that your thirty seconds musing on a situation you know nothing about is somehow valuable to me.
- Because clearly I'm too much of a fucking idiot to think of something that obvious by myself. Good thing I have your genius take to remind me that thrift shops or food pantries or farmer's markets or Etsy or whatever the fuck you're recommending exists.
- Good thing I have you dipshits to tell me how to grow a garden or cook a soup or use up my lemons or eggs or choose birthday presents.
- Too bad I didn't fucking ask.
- I've been polite about your stupid fucking ideas for years and my patience is running thin. I'm about to start blocking you motherfuckers.
- STOP GIVING ME LIFE ADVICE.
Rainbow text: I didn't fucking ask!
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#thank you op#found out a few months ago I have a rare disability#which explains why I’ve tried every possible bit of advice and none of it worked even a little#and getting told to try -insert most basic generic possible solution- every time I talk about it makes me want to do a violence#this is such a great way of expressing why that’s frustrating
People who give disabled people "obvious" or "simple" life advice should have to hand them five dollars with the advice. Yes every time.
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As a scientist I find the concept of Cecil freely yapping about Carlos on the radio so funny because if I was in the lab just going about my experiments and then some person on the radio started talking about how hot I am I would get clowned on it by my coworkers beyond belief. Every time I walked into the lab the grad students there would’ve been like “there he is with his perfect hair 😩” and if the centrifuge broke “try asking it to work with your sweet caramel voice 😫” like deadass the lab would be insufferable for months
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"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"
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