I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHHA THIS CAN BE MY MUM

Me as a mother ……

THIS IS LITERALLY MY MOM OMG

When you snap 🤣

The last 17 seconds reminded me of Adam Sandler 😂😂

Whoever had the idea of putting hundreds of top athletes with social media and wifi in the same village over the course of 2,5 weeks, deserves a medal. 

The last one

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

say less

*scrolls far back into my blog* oh yes…i was suffering quite vigorously here

i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”

My Uber driver is playing a talk debunking white supremacist talking points

I love this concept, I’ll drive you to the bar but we’re going to unlearn white supremacy on the way.

5 stars

Dolly is a national treasure, TBH.

Have you ever just looked at someone while they’re doing something small like driving or laughing and just smile bc u like them so much

HOLY SHIT

This is a Country song.

Bleeeeugh om niom niomniom blereegh

@bruvebanner

UNMUTE UNMUTE UNMUTE

Oh god i forgot I can’t have cat sounds turned on if Godric’s in the room and I did him a Spook!