that bitch

this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

OMG I FUCKING HATE THIS HELLSITE

Hope my soulmate ain’t doing any fuck shit like polluting the earth or leading anybody on

Pale people cant wear adidias jackets without looking like they look like they huff gasoline in czechoslovakia

That is exactly the look I’m going for

i am an idiot sometimes but sometimes i am an idiot to be funny you know? for the joke. and i want people to know the difference. sometimes my actions are purposeful. sometimes i think. i want you to know that. even when i am just being a regular idiot i choose to say things knowing i am an idiot. i am the chooser of my own fate. i am the god of my own reality.

literally every single thing I’ve ever said since day one has been dramatic I have to talk that way or I’ll die

The gay PR guy in that came up with this Nintendo/Ariana crossover deserves a raise