mac&cheese

‘agreed’. that’s a funny way to spell ‘were forcibly removed with the alternative of painful deaths’. 

propaganda

one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

certified iconic post

bro what is real lemonade

If homosexuality occurs naturally in almost all animals, you’ve probably seen a lesbian pigeon at some point.

Okay but using Karen for the betterment of others is a genius move I never could have seen coming

This show hurts my brain

Can’t blame you, it’s like a shakespearian comedy about nothing, sped up, with the Middle English replaced by equally obfuscatory Albertan slang.

Excuse you that ain’t Albertan that’s the wrong coast. It’s Ontario slang.

DO YOU WANNA GET STRIKED

IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE HE IS NOT A TOILET for best line of 2020

Now I be like “oh fuck i forgot my mask” like im spiderman or something

Opening a tarot booster pack i got 4 common Towers and one holographic Death

“Hey, that pigeon is pretty clev-oh wait nevermind”

Dumbass lol

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

World Heritage Post

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

This post is a goldmine

Hey fuck the military

Wait hold on, why does everyone hate the military?

excited for when the scales fall from this thomas sanders avi’s eyes