I probably missed the punchline.

I can't fuck with people who are fundamentally uncurious.

I also can't fuck with people who are fundamentally unkind.

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

do it scared all you want but whatever you do, dont do it hungry

i thought you were everything bagel to me.... but it turns out you're just a nothingburger

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

so ive been thinking again and it's not going great

I WANT TO WRITE MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! -> continues doing literally Anything Else besides writing

nice outfit LOSER!!! 2001 called, they

hold on.

oh my god

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"