I probably missed the punchline.

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet

my house is very unsafe

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

*tips knights helm* m'aiden

touch starved infant leaves hospital after contactless delivery

that baby went straight through the hoop. nothing but net

swish

honestly having a brother is a lot like just knowing some guy

does my wasted potential turn you on

i blew up the journal factory. tell me everything

Not immune to little ceramic animals

affirmations: you are not real, you don’t have feelings, you don’t want anything, this will be over soon

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats