My, what I call; "blog"

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

the goal is to always have days so good that you forget you have a phone

Shabbat Shalom, ketseleh.

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

no post has ever altered my brain chemistry as much as "can only you see the time being?"

lets make bad art together

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together