My, what I call; "blog"

i need crossword puzzles to stop giving me sports clues. dont ask me about football stars and nba championships and baseball team names. im the kind of nerd who chooses to do crossword puzzles why would you expect this of me. cruel and unusual.

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

i am like the breadloser of the family

Sometimes “locking in” looks like sitting in the sun and remembering that your life is also meant to be lived, not just optimized, monetized, and turned into proof that you’re worthy.

no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you

if i was a different person with a different personality and a different life things would be kinda different i think

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

whats funny is that one day i really am going to grow wings

i think "guy who thinks another guy is his sworn enemy but the other guy is just normal about it" is one of the better and funnier tropes ever

every august without fail is like i will give you some of the most beautiful golden summer moments of your life but also you will be thinking about childhood and loss constantly. it will always be either 5pm or 2am