it doesn't get any worse than this.

Keep salting the wound I'm close

*going to a festival that celebrates what has for a long time been considered sexual degeneracy by society* Oh boy I sure hope I don’t encounter anything that society views as sexually degenerate!

oh no blowjob for me please! i just wanted to be in this truck stop bathroom stall with you

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

andrew 'doesn't-mean-i-wouldn't-blow-you' minyard really came back from the baltimore fiasco with one (1) thought in mind: almost lost the fucking idiot, this mf could actually really just die anytime anywhere, can't afford to procrastinate any longer, must give blowjob asap, top priority, no further delay tolerated, regrets not optional

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

“Was that not how you loved someone? By hammering your body into whatever shape they liked best, and handing yourself to them like a hilt?” ― Alix E. Harrow, The Everlasting

It was a clitorical question