High Noon is my safe word

I love how this only makes sense if you check the alt text

I’m out here buying tshirts and pants like a chump while some people are just wearing the world’s best rectangles

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

Girl I will put out a heated dog bed for u don't even worry about it.

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event