Bad Analogies

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Red : Speak Now :: The Tortured Poets Department : The Tortuspeak Poets Department Now

Rehumanize : You Can Call Me Human :: Realize : You Can Call Me Al

Be Gay : Do Crimes :: Baby Beluga : Babs Dolucrime

🅃 : Your detective skills have found something true! :: 🄵 : Your defective skills have found something true!

Where can I find a bass drum at this hour? : It's a conundrum! :: Where can I find a bass trombone at this hour? : It's a conuntrombone!

Wherein : Whereat :: Final : Fatal

Optometrist : Should be one within about a kilometre :: Ophthalmologist : Should be one within about a khilhalmologe

Irrational : Full of ire energy :: Nonrational : Full of none energy :: Aspirational : Full of aspie energy

Eccentric : Hippopotamus-Centric :: Eclair : Hippopotamus-Lair

Vitamin C : Ascorbic acid :: Vitamin B12 : Asb12orbic acid