deniz!

just so u know everything in the entire universe is always about love and when it isn't about love it is abt the absence of love. hope this makes sense

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

i am suffering academically

shoutout to Juno (2007), the most accidentally transgender movie of all time

honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that 

and thats an order.

“no i will not elaborate” is such a fun line, but unfortunately i have adhd and am incapable of shutting up. yes i will elaborate

Yes, I will elaborate and that is a threat.

I will elaborate but it won't make anything clearer

Yes I will elaborate but I'll forget my original point after 30 seconds

I will elaborate but by the end we will both forget what you asked about.

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

im  a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

i can’t relate to horror stories where it’s like ‘my wife started acting crazy isn’t that so scary?’ because i would support my wife no matter what i would love my crazy wife

i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet

The thing that gets me is he didn’t ASK for the impenetrable skin. Poseidon was just like “cool cool but you know what you need? skin of IRON. don’t worry bud it’s on the house”

so… Poseidon made his trans boyfriend bulletproof.  alright.

in this house we love love and heart shaped things AND the moon