The Jasmine Dragon

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

I only see this on pinterest omg….

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

😂😂😂

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

OF COURSE WE DO WE’RE GAY

This will.never not be the best.

Frozen hot chocolate is amazing fight me

This post is so chaotic

Where are these people from in Britain we have ice tea, cold coffee and chocolate milkshake. They are all very popular. These ‘Brits’ are 100% vampires from the 19th century.

Cold tea with 4 cups of sugar, just how we always made it :(

I FOUND IT

*sips my iced chai latte in Indian as in fuck England*

Me, an Asian American who is half Brit: ya ok then

kanna HAD to have known that women weren't permitted to learn waterbending in the north when katara said she was traveling to find a master. therefore it is my personal belief that kanna sent her 14 year old granddaughter to kick pakku's ass.

it’s her day

McDonald’s Happy Meal toys have evolved from toys you could play with to tiny statues that are supposed to sit on a shelf.

Stop taking a shower pls.

it’s ridiculous. i’ve been in the shower for a couple weeks. i hate it, i can’t leave-

That took a turn

THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS SHOWER.

WHAT!?!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO INTERPRET THIS!?!?

SO. MANY. BLOGS.

I wonder if it’s a public shower that gives discounts at certain times so a lot of people are in there

i have no fucking idea, honestly. i just woke up here one day

We’re trapped in some public shower and are slowly waking up one by one I was on of the latest ones to wake up

Ooo a Roman bathhouse, how fun.

The hardest thing to put in a sandwich bag is a sandwich

I dunno, I think a watermelon might be harder

Nah its a person trust me

long ago, the four nations lived in harmony

four? is the fourth nation the sandwich bag?

If we are to keep to the elements assigned by the squad working on Breathstealer, I would be fire. But god I don’t fucking know I never use bags for my bread.

Then what do you put your bread in

My lunch box?????

But spillage?????

What spillage literally I put bread in a box what teh fuck are you talkign about

What the fuck no I don’t eat plain bread the fuck what the hell do you put on your bread, milk?

i put cheese in my sandwich is that the same thing

I constantly think people are talking about my main this conversation needs to stop

nah we’re not gonna stop

I didn’t ask you to. I am just as much a creator of chaos and suffering as you, newby.

I’ve been on it since 2018 you definitely are the new one between the two of us.

@just-binch-thoughts

i firmly believe that Annabeth hated Luke that first summer until she went back home and found that her family was willing to change and then she thought well if they can change, why can’t he?