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This is to pride discourse like when a new guy comes into the wrestling ring w a chair. Absolute mayhem to the discursive ecology

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i cant reblog this original post anymore because it's been lost (deleted when i was mass deleting a lot of stuff)
but important to point out that this
post has been brought up in the parliament of the united kingdom
salute the troops
The happiest part of every vacation is walking through the door and seeing your dog again.
Safety Pin Wings: This is the design that my friends like the most out of my safety pin jackets, and a few people have told me they'd like a
item: safety pin wings
total cost: ~$4
time: <1 hr
oh, holy shit. i need to make this immediately.
Tkhorm, a huge black beast and my old good friend, walks in the sunset field ~
Made in Blender.
Okay op first of all this is strikingly breathtaking and I can't believe I'm not looking at a real animal oh my gods!!!!!! 😭😭😭
Secondly I need you to know it looks like my cat
Someone did this in BLENDER and threw it on Tumblr for FREE and Disney with all their custom-made cutting-edge state-of-the-art programs can’t pull off realistic water bubbles and wants you to pay twenty bucks a ticket for it.
Support unions for CG artists. This is what being allowed to have passion looks like.

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supposedly if i finish my work i can play video game as reward. but i see through my lies. i can play video game BEFORE i finish work, and then not do work at all.
I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"
TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE
Ok, unless something's going on I'm not aware of (extremely likely), I gotta point out the term "Pet Play" is significantly older than Tik Tok, or most of its userbase for that matter.
Yeah, I'm not mad about using the term "pet play". That's a perfectly fine term. I'm mad because they didn't use that term: they used "pet p!ay", a censored version
Oh. Oh gawd I missed that. Objection withdrawn, that is objectively terrible.
To anybody who is new to posting on ao3, if you’re using a tag you have to use the correct spelling of that tag. People aren’t going to type in every version of a censored word to hide or look for your content 
For everyone new to tumblr, the same rule applies to tumblr too.
You cannot censor your tags! Censored tags cannot be block or filtered. Censoring tags HARMS your audience, it does not protect them
The Internet has shown that no matter how much you like something, someone out there likes it way, way, way more than you do
people love extolling the virtues of ball-and-socket joints and how it makes us more advanced and all that but I don't see any fucking octopuses in slings now do I. Bones are overrated and I want a refund.
how dare you lay this curse upon my home
you don't frighten me
Everyone in the notes saying "this is a 10k post to me" "posts that have 100k energy" "posts that are 30k to me" or whatever - alright, fine! Put the fuckin' work in then! You'd better have this queue'd up every day for the next six months! You'd better have all your friends queue'ing it up too!
You want me to suffer?? You want to treat me like my own goddamn bones do??? MAKE AN EFFORT
Just found out HIPAA was only established in 1996. So that explains why star trek is like that
They don't have medical privacy in space because it wasn't invented yet

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the tenants before us were dentists.
every month or so, a thick, glossy, full color catalogue lands in my mailbox, full of dentist chairs, dentist lamps, dentist tables and dentist art to put on the walls of your dentist waiting room.
(the catalogue makes for a great bird toy, my babies take at least a week to reduce it to shreds.)
i've received ads full of smiles full of teeth, addressed to doctor and doctor so and so. they just keep coming and i'm too exhausted to do anything about it.
thing is, it was just something funny, a cute anecdote. look at my new dentist catalogue! i'll order the reclining chair on page 24, the one that costs 8000$, it would look cute in the living room.
and then earlier tonight (around 3AM, yes i was awake) a pipe of our dishwasher decided to disconnect. (yes we'd just started a load, our upstairs neighbor is deaf, no guilt whatsoever, when you're depressed most of the time you clean when the energy comes and sometimes it's on friday night 3am)
anyway. it's earlier tonight, at 3h15 AM, that I found myself in front of the fuse box in the basement, water cascading around me, panicking, trying to find the kitchen switch to turn off everything electric
and.
the switches were labeled.
dentist lamp 1
dentist lamp 2
x-ray
waiting room
dentist lamp 3
..
oh. oh no.
anyway, dentists are monsters.
for those who worry: everything is okay now. the pipe has been fixed, the kitchen is dry, the electricity is back, the people are fed, the landlord is updated
and that damn fuse box is now CORRECTLY LABELED
I genuinely thought this was a 20k+ notes post. Like not me cursing OP with Spell Of Breach Containment, legit thought this was already that big. No. Only 250 notes. Oh my god good luck OP
i just woke up from that night, lol. all the towels are still wet.
how is the word "cellphone" pronounced
chel-po-ne (CORRECT and GOOD answer)
kaey-poen (WRONG and BAD answer)
something else (????????)
see results
was originally gonna go with "dog" but decided to go for a longer word with more "reasonable" mispronunciations instead, but that ended up backfiring and now like half the people on this post think i actually pronounce it like this. guess you could say it was a bit of a. a b. it was a
it was a bit of a self-own
READING COMPREHENSION QUESTIONS
why might op have said that she wanted to choose a word with "more 'reasonable' mispronounciations"? what could the quotes around "reasonable" indicate? why did she say mispronunciations instead of pronounciations?
op writes that the post "backfired" and now "half the people on this post think i actually pronounce it like this." what might the word "backfired" mean in this context?
what words could "self-own" sound similar to, and how could that relate to the rest of the post?
alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here
Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery
sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.
this is so fucking funny
Creating AI art and calling yourself an artist is the same as ordering food and calling yourself a chef.
the best part is OP was actually telling the truth, it wasn't just like a 'lol i slept with your mom' situation- the dude was fighting ISIS with a socialist party in syria at the time

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hobie meeting rio: oh im so happy to meet you mrs.morales. mm, is that pasta? it smells bloody amazing.
hobie meeting jeff: hi jeff. stares directly into his eyes, slightly squinting
Group of friends who are close because they all have the same superpower except no they don't.
As in, they all think the other ones have the same superpower as them, but, in fact, they do not.
For example:
Time traveler who always is running into these other people who seem to know what's going on or what will happen and is so happy he can finally share his travel stories.
Precognitive who is relieved he isn't the only one with the gift and who is glad to get help averting future disasters.
Mind reader with a horrible memory who tries to stay on top of things by skimming surface thoughts. You want to talk about next week's election results and how they changed the next decade? She's with you.
Totally normal guy who thinks the others have the absolute best bit ever and loves playing along.
They save the world at least twice without a single clue shared between the four of them.
It happens like this:
Mind Reader is standing in the middle of the park, sweating. They do not know why they're here, and obviously none of the people around them do, either. The truth is, they were on their way to the grocery store and got lost and then forgot. It happens.
But, then, they see Precog on a bench and Precog is thinking of them, because Precog had a vision of meeting Mind Reader here today. Of course, Mind Reader thinks, they were here to see their friend! They sit down next to Precog. Precog knows Mind Reader's name. Mind Reader can pick up Precog's name. They have a long and stimulating conversation, like they've known each other forever, courtesy of mind reading and future seeing. Precog assumes this is because Mind Reader also foresaw this. About halfway through, Precog starts finishing Mind Reader's sentences before they say them, and Mind Reader is picking up thoughts like 'it's wonderful to meet someone with the same abilities as me.'
They part ways with a promise to meet again for a coffee/rube-goldberg-esque prevention of a kidnapping.
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Normal Guy is just walking home from a Revolutionary War reenactment. They see Time Traveler walking the same way, also dressed in old-timey clothes.
"Oh, hey," they say, "were you just at the battle of such and such?"
"Why, yes," says Time Traveler, "did you also come from [year]?"
"You could say that! Do you live around here?"
"I do, for the moment. We should get lunch sometime and talk about yesteryear!"
"Sounds like a plan!"
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Precog encounters Time Traveler for the first time while breaking in to the corporate offices of a fabulously corrupt company. As in, they are both breaking in, and for the same reason. Thing is, Time Traveler has 'seen' Precog before! Precog thinks Time Traveler means 'seen' as in vision, but, nope!
Turns out that in the future, Precog foresees that Time Traveler needs some help with something similar, makes a lot of 'seeing the future' jokes that the Time Traveler misinterprets, and doesn't register that his old friend doesn't recognize him at all, because, hey, Mind Reader reacts to him in the same way whenever they meet up!
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Of course, Time Traveler and Precog want to introduce their other powered friends... Normal Guy and Mind Reader will definitely get along! They have the same powers, after all!