Grumbles

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.

*while spinning*: you are a thread. you can stay a thread. you do not yarn to return to being fluff.

*while embroidering*: you are a thread on a needle. you can just exist as thread on a needle. you do knot yearn to become a tangle.

*while turning wood* you are timber on a lathe. You can stay as timber on a lathe. You do not yearn to become a live hand grenade.

*while threading a serger* you are a sewing machine. you do not yearn to be an instrument of psychological torture that also eats fingers.

eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous

100% thought this was going to be a @inbabylontheywept joint, but that's just because of all the sin eating.

can i be wrong? yes. can the biggest, strongest, smartest gaudiest poltergeist be wrong? never. and so it stands. 10,000 years of raw egg.

having twenty dollars changes me into a terible creature who is bent on spending twenty dollars at any cost

they should invent something that reduces the amount of pain you are experiencing.