"Danceteria" by Madonna
DV:
Never having listened to a Madonna album, Confessions on a Dance Floor included, I had little in the way of expectations for Confessions II - I might not have even checked it out if I hadn't liked the Honey Dijon remix of one of the earlier singles. I for sure wasn't expecting a song to hit like Daft Punk's Random Access Memories if it was done right, which "Danceteria" does. Simultaneously elegiac and euphoric, it's the story of who Madonna is and how she came to be told via a series of connections and names so excessive it moves from fun to funny to poignant and back more than once in the song's runtime. It never bogs down, partially thanks to Madonna's nimble delivery and partially to the sparkling production, from not just Stuart Price but more contemporary hitmakers Cirkut and watt. Credit to all of them for landing on something that feels slightly unmoored in time, a beat and a story that feels like it could play in a club in 1982 or at the turn of the century just as much as I know it's filling a floor in a gayborhood at the moment I'm writing this.
MG:
In some ways this feels an unfair, even misogynistic, comparison to draw, but it's also one formalized in songs like "Madonna, Sean, and Me" and in footage from 1991: The Year Punk Broke, and it's where my mind went first after hearing "Danceteria." Madonna fucking bodied Kim Gordon this year. The two are more alike, more linked, than it might appear on the surface. Gordon's art school persona is just as youth obsessed as Madonna's more overtly trendfucky approach. They've both had obvious facelifts. But while Madonna is embracing legacy, Gordon is still chasing the vanguard. In a world where prepubescent kids are using anti-aging skincare products and botox is present as "maintenance," I think embracing legacy is the vanguard. "Danceteria" is a thrilling new chapter of Madonna's massive, impressive, and always striving artwork because it recalls "Vogue,""Into The Groove," and "Everybody," because it twirls through a lifetime of dance floors, because it's the coolest party with the coolest guest list.
There's a version of me that would feel betrayed reading this, but Madonna is way cooler than Kim Gordon. Kim Gordon is slithering into a trap beat like it's a Halloween costume to explore the plight of white collar workers -- so I guess it's a stage play that takes place on Halloween? Costumes on costumes on costumes, a hall of mirrors reflecting empty nothingness. It's, you know, basically what Madonna did Madame X. Ever the inspiration, maybe "Danceteria" will point Gordon in a fresh (even introspective!) direction. Regardless, it's a high water mark that should surprise no one.











