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sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

imagine wanting to participate in The Discourse.

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Like, this is both obvious and revelatory: The people who create and participate in The Discourse are people who look at twitter/threads/whatever and say, "This Discourse seems healthy and productive. I shall participate."

So the only people we end up hearing from on twitter are people who want to post to twitter. which is to say they are definitionally weird.

sardonyxlestrange

Some last minute birthday pictures. I’m soo not used to being in front of a legitimate camera lol, I’ve gotten used to phone cameras.

I hope the nervous awkwardness isn’t apparent in my face😬

augustdementhe

First of all, HELL. Second of all, YEAH!

charnel-grounds

Stacia Napierkowska in “la danse du Vampire” from Les Vampires, episode 2: La bague qui tue, 1915

hellenhighwater

Why is sewing so very very difficult!? At every stage--even just folding, marking, and cutting fabric, there's always unexpected obstacles. It's like I'm actively fighting the dark forces of sewing at all times

Oh wait. That's Malice.

grimmsoddities

I present to you:

This miscreant, participating in similar sewing crimes.

She has so many toys, yet her favorite thing to murder is my fabric that I just got layed out smoothly. And any laundry I leave on the floor.

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lurker-lenore

I am deeply uncomfortable with this man's corner

gothiccharmschool

NO. Just ... no.

:: backs away slowly ::

#the kinda shit Lovecraft thought was happening in random new england attics

captain-price-returns

quasi-normalcy

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

graham-folger

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

quasi-normalcy

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

#the little fucking covered tunnel while literally everything else is open to the sky #okay #I don't get to feel guilty about my mild agoraphobia anymore #when fuckers like this exist unironically

pillowspace

Tip: you can meow in a group chat to make everybody else meow

galaxybean

tip: you can meow on tumblr to make everybody else meow

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dehumanization as horror is great and all but what about humanization as horror. Being forced into a role that was not made for you. Being forced to fulfill expectations that you can never achieve. Being made to exist in a society that so cruelly expects you to act in a way that is against your nature.

unyieldingsilence

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lmtyl

moniquill

(https://mountainmoonvolcano.tumblr.com/post/66762332783)

hamletthedane

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

hamletthedane

Want to learn something new in 2023??

Cooking with flavor bootcamp (used what I learned in this a LOT this year)

Beekeeping 101

Learn Interior Design from the British Academy of Interior Design (free to audit course - just choose the free option when you register)

Video on learning to read music that actually helped me??

How to use and sew with a sewing machine

How to ride a bike (listen. some of us never learned, and that's okay.)

How to cornrow-braid hair (I have it on good authority that this video is a godsend for doing your baby niece's black hair)

Making mead at home (I actually did this last summer and it was SO good)

How to garden

Basics of snowboarding (proceed with caution)

How to draw for people who (think they) suck at art (I know this website looks like a 2003 monstrosity, but the tutorials are excellent)

Pixel art for beginners so you can make the next great indie game

Go (back) to school

Introduction to Astronomy (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)

Principals of Economics (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)

Introduction to philosophy (free college course)

Computer science basics (full-semester Harvard course free online)

Learn a language

Japanese for Dummies (link fix from 2022)

Ukrainian

Portuguese (Brazil)

American Sign Language (as somebody who works with Deaf people professionally, I also strongly advise you to read up on Deaf/HoH culture and history!)

Chinese (Mandarin, Simplified)

Quenya (LOTR fantasy elf language)

hamletthedane

Want to learn something new in 2024??

Beginner-oriented video on how to sail

This guy has so many videos on baking different types of bread. SO very many.

Coding in Python - one of the most flexible and adaptable high-level programming languages out there - explained through projects making video games

Learn to swim! (for adult learners. I don’t care if you live in Kansas or Mali or wherever. LEARN TO SWIM.)

Learn how quantum mechanics works. Then read some more about it

[Learn about quantum mechanics again, but in a more advanced engineering/mathematics class. Then read more about the math and physics of it]

Poetry Handbook, by Mary Oliver

Something I learned this year: how to sew a quilt (Here’s a very easy beginning pattern that looks amazing and can be done with pre-cut fabric!)

How to hit the ball in softball

Tutorial video on what is under the hood of most (gas) cars + weird engine sounds and what they mean

Full beginner mechanics technical training, if you want to go more in depth

Playlist on how car engine physics work if you want to go ultra in depth

Lecture series on architecture design through study of buildings

How (American income) taxes & tax law work (choose “audit course” at checkout for free class)

Pickleball for beginners (so you can finally join your neighbor/friend/distant cousin who is always insisting you join their team)

+ Para-Pickleball for beginners (for mobility aid users!)

School is so much more fun when there’s no tests:

American Law - Contracts

Shakespeare’s Life and Plays

Fairy Tales: Meanings, Messages, and Morals

Modern Poetry

World History [Part 1, Part 2]

Learn a language:

Arabic + Resource Guide compiled from Reddit (includes info on different dialects)

Chinese (Cantonese) (audio)

Urdu (frequently recommended course on Reddit) + Resource Guide

Yucatec Maya

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bitcoitus

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

bitcoitus

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson

I'm gonna talk about a song. The song is a metaphor.

A lot of people hate the song, for damn good reason. It's not a good song. It's an easy song to play, and sing. An uncomplicated song. To call it popular would be to give it too much credit, but it's certainly common.

Sometimes, people will decide 'this song fucking sucks, we need a new song, a better song', and so they bring out whatever instrument they use, and start playing that exact. Same. Song. And they say it's a different song. It sounds different, doesn't it? The person playing it has a whole different instrument from that other guy who's playing it. A different background. A different style. Surely, that's enough to make it a different song, right?

But it's not. This song, that's a metaphor and very common and hated by many, is the same damn song, no matter how you dress it up. No matter what voice, no matter what instrument you're using.

There's a lot more tedious metaphor, about how easy it becomes to justify the song, about how everyone else is playing it so why cant I, and how obviously if you don't like these same songs being played just a little to the left then, well, how dare you. But I'm tired and I suck at writing and this is already pretentious enough.

Find a different fucking song, y'all. There's plenty other songs. Metaphorical songs that can be played on every instrument, by everyone.

Just find a different goddamn song.

clara-scintilla

Fossils

Designs are open for claims (except 1 and 5), Dm if interested!

#oooof these inks are tasty #beautiful art

randomalistic

#look at what you did #you activated defeatist

stjohnstarling

The social forces that prevent you from being able to admit to your own desires in the safety of your own mind are far more evil than any desire you could have.

stjohnstarling

Unacted desires are fundamentally neutral, and you can't decide what to do about the things you want unless you can admit to yourself what they are in the first place. Everyone has desires that would hurt other people if they acted on them, but most people would not actually go out and do anything they know would cause harm. Far more harm is done in this world by people who are trying to pretend they can't possibly want anything they think is bad than people running around going "ehehehe I love hurting people!"

stjohnstarling

Providing people with a way of exploring the dark parts of ourselves in a way that cannot hurt anyone is one of the purposes of both fiction and kink.

stjohnstarling

All of us have a hungry, horny, angry, scared animal inside ourselves. You do not need to excuse or justify what that animal wants, it simply is. You cannot escape it. Lying to yourself about the animal that you are will only give you less control over it, not more.

stjohnstarling

Tags by @sybaritick

Yeah almost everyone is interpreting this as being exclusively about sex and, while that is obviously included in this post, I do mean something broader than that. These tags are a good example.

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tomb-mold

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

#life is a rube Goldberg machine and I'm the ball

I'm slowly evicting all my misbehaving organs. Uterus was first, then got an impromptu gallbladder removal yesterday.

Brain is fucken next if it doesn't start behaving.

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