Shoutouts to Simpleflips

I can never seem to find her, but she always finds me

This is the plot of Death Stranding

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

will you ever forgive me

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like ‘i believe i have successfully played a ‘practical joke’ on you :)’#riker loses it & claps him on the back like ‘wow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that again’ Perfect.

Marking my calendar(s)

Interesting note: It definitely uses whoever you're following now, not at that date. Even the 2020 one includes a lot of people I was absolutely not following yet in Feb 2020, which is actually kind of cool, I can see what they were reblogging from this fandom before I got into it.

Amazing how few of you there were in 2010 and 2012

I don't think I'll ever be normal about this one. Holy fuck

to be fair it's incredible, so valid

@demilypyro

We've got like a warehouse full of these

complaining works never 👏 stop 👏 whining 👏