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@griffsursparker
about me:
iris
she/they
20s
queer
college student
writer
generally not very interesting lmao I have nothing else to put here
fandoms:
the aurelian cycle
heated rivalry
heartstopper
stranger things
halsey
various queer books
idk tbh this was arguably a fandom blog but it's sort of just all over the place tbh
links:
supernatural sideblog
dan and phil sideblog
my ao3
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1st base: raw ethically dubious fucking
2nd base: exist in a public space together
3rd base: you witness me have a real, candid emotion
4th base: I reveal an aspect of my tragic backstory to you
image credits: @moonlightsonatah
the main post is getting giant and has so many threads on it already, but the idea of the first time shane has a contact reaction being AFTER ILYA KNOWS ABOUT THE ALLERGIES AND HAS TRIED SO HARD TO KEEP HIS HOUSE SAFE
during the literal YEARS of not knowing he could potentially kill shane? NO
THE ALLERGIES WAITED UNTIL HE FELT SAFE
he had fries or something while he was out at a bar with the team and didn't think about it because he didn't order them and was just absentmindedly grazing from the plate that got shared, but he goes home to shane, kiss kiss, starting to strip, and then shane just *increasingly frequent pauses to try and clear his throat* *realization about what's happening*
and after the terror is over and shane has been treated and is okay again, ilya is just ??? fucking SERIOUSly??? years and years of lucky breaks and it's a few random fucking fries cooked in peanut oil that do it??? what the FUCK
GOD post-outing but pre-knowing about shane's allergies, the team just assumes oh?? the bar must have said something homophobic or something??? cap must have been the only one who heard it?? and they're now like well FUCK that place >:( and start refusing to go there, too.
only to find out later it's because ilya blames it for making his kisses deadly to boyfriends with peanut allergies
RODNEY NOOOOOOO
rodneyâs wife over here watching her husband of thirty years go through a one-sided breakup just like âbabe. babe the bar is still doing fine this isnât affecting our bottom line and iâm SURE itâs just a coincidence and boodram was having a bad day.â but rodney canât and wonât hear it. the centaurs hate him, personally, and he is inconsolable about it.
fucking TEARS IN MY EYES laughing at this but also filled with so much real sympathy for this fake man.
i'm just picturing a long montage of rodney just fucking. looking at the pictures and sighing. looking out the window and sighing. looking at the table the cens usually sit at and sighing.
and meanwhile tanya is just, "?? why are you taking this harder than when the kids left for college??"
Huh? What's this?? Something is on this 5c coin???
ENHANCE
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if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person
which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life
not a true star wars fan cuz i dont think we should make milk all those colors
MATURE CONTENT FILTER?
plant based? as far as I'm concerned, all plants are based
so embarrassing when I like a mainstream song. i thought I was more fucked up than this
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have yaâll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know whatâs even better?
HYPERBASS FLUTE
my counter:
piccolo tromboneÂ
Iâm both glad and sad that string players are only limited to violin, viola, cello, and bass. Can you imagine a contrabass? Or a piccolo violin????
String players are not limited to just those.
I present, THE OCTOBASS
Itâs so big that it needs keys to hit the strings.
And in the reverse direction there exists the Pochette. Translated from French, it means pocket, as it was a pocket sized violin like instrument.
This is amazing
someone post the archlute
This one?
Subcontrabass C ocarina
Legend of Zelda: The Subcontrabass Ocarina of Time
this is my favorite post i think iâve reblogged it like 4 times
I present to you, the Contrabass recorder.
If all these instruments would play at the same time, humpback whales worldwide would sing along.
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Congratulations on the cat
as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test
sorry to broadcast ur tags but this is also a valuable part of the litmus test! it seems like you learned a lot about how this person makes you feel in their social group. they didn't go out of their way to include you, and neither did their friends. therefore you can come to a pretty good conclusion about how you might feel being part of their life outside of an escape room; someone who doesnt include you or your feelings in a game is likely going to do the same in other situations
An experiment with a clear negative outcome is still a successful experiment.
once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves Iâm gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted
Nishimoto Ryota
a piece of wood carved to fit perfectly into a zippered plastic bag
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I thought I might share one of my new tattoos. A couple years ago, a dear friend and I coined the term âfish bag momentâ
A fish bag moment might be sitting all alone in an empty new apartment after coming out and upending your life, or starting a new job in a brand new line of work because itâs closer to your dreams
Itâs what happens when you take a leap of faith or make a hard decision for yourself, when the future is so hard to visualize and everything feels scary. Youâre just a fish in a bag and you canât see where youâre going
But youâre on your way to a bigger aquarium
In honor of a relatively unexpected and sudden transition in my life, I tried my hand at sculpting my beloved fish bag. Letâs hope the kiln is kind â¤ď¸
It didnât just survive the kiln, it thrived â¤ď¸ to anyone out there who needs to hear it right now, rest assured: even if the path forward seems unclear, youâre on your way, and Iâm proud of you
