I wish I could pay someone to look at pictures of clothes I like and tell me how to make them work for my body. I have a very weird problem, which is that I am curvy but with such a small frame that clothes in the smallest size fall off of me. I don't think this is fixable without getting a new skeleton. Unfortunately my ideal style is "plus-size lesbian scholar who looks as if they time-traveled here from the past." I need someone to give me $10,000 for clothes and pull me into a Queer Eye situation and teach me how to dress so that people stop asking me if I qualify for under-16 discounts (I'm 25)















