Palace of Pain and Pleasure

I am begging you, fellow knights: Please remember to kiss your royal’s hand before you go down on them. Like where are your manners???

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

i am not a hololive fan because they're "funny" or "cool" or "entertaining". i am here to clock in and get yuribaited by 30 year olds

If any part of your plan involves the words “nobody could be that stupid”, please be prepared to be proven wrong at any minute at a moment’s notice. Pay in mind that the person determined to prove you wrong may already be aware of this assumption, and is already approaching your current location at an alarming speed.

if users regularly fuck up using a tool you made, and your answer is “you’re holding it wrong”, the next question you should ask is “why did i make this tool so it’s easy to hold it wrong?”

That’s the problem with making animal proof trash cans for parks. The animals tend to be far more motivated to open the difficult mechanism than the tourists do.

For those who thought that this was Nintendo baiting people into posting videos for them to take down, (as I initially did, admittedly), it’s actually people posting pictures of YouTube takedown notices. Nintendo didn’t bait anyone...They walked into a metaphorical garden rake.

[ID: tweet reading “that’s a great idea for a story. But have you considered they should all be girls?” /end ID]

sometimes people will make you feel stupid for being kind. this makes it hard to stay kind. it is important that you do anyway. if you have become unkind, it is important to remember that you can become kind again. it's a skill, not an inherent trait.