milk. peas. gourd. meat.

world heritage post

Oh good glad to hear

Hey OP, I hope you know that this went from an amazing post to literally the best post on this site

World Heritage Post

Two time award winning post

Bisexual heritage post

Wait hold on everyone, this is more important than the other awards

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

trauma humping

we desperately need sex 2

It's called Tetris and it already exists

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure