the waves are quite full

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

also. hitting the boob number of frog species during pride month is I think a portentous omen for a very specific type of gay person

i've survived far worse. i've also died to far less though so who knows

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

I like when someone invents a new and disturbing way to Decorate Wrong