oh no i have been perceived

waking up at 4am and making coffee to start the day and doing nothing until 11am and then making coffee to start the day

absolute favourite thing is when, in accordance with moments in guards! guards!, people write vimes to completely lose all sense of fine conversational and motor skills in front of sybil so he's continuously doing the equivalent of stepping on a rake

QUICK TURN ON TUMBLR. ANY BLOG.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

fuck I want to be allowed to look like that too god DAMN

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[ID: a grey, black and white cat sitting on the floor. It has very wide eyes and is holding a rainbow flag in its mouth. /End ID]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

they got pussy on this app?

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript