self absorbed meme queen

show us the possum 

ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

This actually maps really well.

ahhh honey, people lie about being sick

Oh illiterate honey that isn’t the topic of discussion

i still can’t believe renaissance fairs are real

it’s like anime expo for fans of the black plague

have you ever actually been to one or are you just basing this on that episode of family guy

the implication that i’ve ever seen an episode of family guy in my life is worse than all the medieval insults that have been thrown at me so far

one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see

Wаnnа liск Santa pussy? Cliск 0n tехt!

real shit?

Merry Christmas Eve everyone

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

ur telling me the government can easily allocate billions of dollars to kill villages of people overseas but paying for its own citizens to have needed surgeries and medications is too much? Get the fuck out of here.

are you telling me that if the government decided to start spending the money to help its own citizens afford medical care it’s first priority should be people who wanna take synthetic hormones cos they think it’ll fix their mental health problems instead of like, people who are dying because they can’t afford chemotherapy? get the fuck outta here

the original post specified “hormones” but nice one trying to spin it like i’m a crazy person pulling shit out of thin air

It literally doesn’t say hormones. It literally doesn’t. At all. Scroll up, you can literally see it that it doesn’t. I get it, you’re obsessed. Just fucking move on, Westboro.

Okay…Ross Geller might have The Worst™, but David Schwimmer is a fucking treasure.

Eddie didn’t even KNOW Anne was bonded with Venom he just straight up saw his alien bf coming at him with tits and thought ‘alright I guess’

💯

This is his evil counterpart. Look at all the dead grass behind him. He’s a tall spooky boy, instead of a little perky lad. He brings death and disease.

he’s gonna do it to us

He does it because he wants to, not because he has to