What If You Were A Bird?

there's a common belief that artists know how to make art. this is untrue. i've yet to meet a single artist who has any idea what they're doing

The e in email stands for evil mail

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

sometimes i'm like "UGH why can't i do this it's so easy for almost everyone else, why is this eating up every part of me??" and then i remember i'm literally disabled. like just because i can walk and everything doesn't mean i'm not disabled. i hold myself to such a stupid ass standard compared to how i hold everyone else it's like unreasonable. still coming to terms with some things i guess

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

joke i like to make when a baby is crying in public is “we’ve all been there.” We literally have

i like to say “they make a good point” and nod wisely

straight up “drawing” it. and by “it” well haha. lets just say my Nothing

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

does anyone else think about how the sky can literally rock any colour it wants to