You have me. And that's not going to change

i am not immune to a well choreographed fight scene with a fun song in the background

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

@teaboot

Painted with a FUCKING PALETTE KNIFE?

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

This would make hockey players the cats of sports. Random zoomies, chasing the little dot, knocking things over, and not admitting sickness or injury until nearly dead.

if you're really chill about a lot of stuff, you will eventually become The Person Who Can Be Told Things and unlock a secret extra layer of knowledge about your friends