There is not even time for a quick jerk off

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

occasionally i will see a post about how saber's absence of a penis in certain f/sn scenes means she doesn't have one when the vn has already clearly established what invisible air is and does

why the fuck does ralsei even have paw pads I thought she was a goat

ralsei gets to enjoy cute paw pads while noelle is banished to the hoof zone.... ungulates are not made equal in tobys world

what the fuck is that

it's scary

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

you're going to try and bite it aren't you?

im not gonna lie i will straight up be biting it yes