I Am. So Gay.

Those am him leafs

#leaf him alone

By the way whenever a doctor says "average person" they're not talking about the average of all people they mean a 20-30 yo <200lbs completely abled white man

ever since I was little I knew I wanted to dedicate my formative years to imagining fictional scenarios

Sometimes I think that I’m moderately intelligent and then I realize how frequently I’m deceived by things meant to fool wild animals

being mildly nearsighted keeps me humble

[video description: a Dalmatian following a horse that is white with black spots. end description.]

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

The Good Place was so well-written that I went into it spoiled for the end of season 1, about 3 eps or so in decided that that spoiler must have just been a meme and not part of the show because I was so convinced by the premise, was surprised when the twist happened and then when they explained I was like "oh right! Of course it was real! How could I have ever thought otherwise?"

God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi

“you’re a monster for thinking hurting fictional kids is okay. they can’t defend themselves” wait till I tell you fictional adults can’t defend themselves either

i lied, put your clothes back on, we’re actually going to talk about how brennan and hodgins are best friends and how they’re one of the most underrated pairings in the show despite being buried alive together, and hodgins being brennan’s counterpart in every au the show has done and them knowing each other from the main cast the longest and enjoying little pieces of each other that the others think are odd