hi Hellsite

fantasy is when currency is referred to as "gold" and sci fi is when currency is referred to as "credits"

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

Pissing off elves by claiming i fought in wars their empire waged 1000's of years ago when im clearly a regular human

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

The meta's too pay-to-win nowadays

The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.

You won't want to do it later either. You might as well just do it now. Even if you don't finish it all, anything you manage to get done now is something you don't have to do later (when you still won't want to do it)

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now