I Like Hitting Reblog

undergrad war flashbacks

i'm hardcore rooting for the Torrent this season, but the Goldeneyes leaning in and playing the 007 theme multiple times during their home opener is going to win me over

Hardcore Montréal Victoire fan myself, but that 007 theme had me feeling some type of way

I don’t like when you guys say “atp” to mean “at that point” or whatever. It means adenosine triphosphate

Dealing with fruit flies makes me sympathetic to how the theory of spontaneous generation held on for as long as it did. Where the hell did you little shits come from. Get out of my fruit

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

you gotta be fucking kidding me

I love whatever’s wrong with him 😭

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!

OP, this is genuinely a masterpiece, three poems in one, moving and well craft. Please tell me you have submitted it to at least some poetry contests, and if not, please do so.

How dare you write such a masterpiece I’m devastated this is so beautiful

Me when I watch the Oilers during the playoffs

i have never successfully articulated anything ever but i got very close, once

in light of the recent surge in chatgpt-written posts i have instead set my sights on another form of generative technology: the humble 8-ball. check this out

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Some people play video games to get the evil out of their systems. Sometimes that evil is directly violent in nature, sometimes it’s white collar crime.

Gnawing at the bars of my enclosure SCREAMING Buddie cannon