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@catisontheinternet
show-runners do not owe audiences the ending that they wanted or even the one people with media literacy anticipated. unless itβs supernatural in which case the show-runners still owe their audiences $100 million each in emotional damages
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You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw
same but it's black people
That's right
wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic
stop assuming the worst most bad faith negative interpretations of everyone else's intentions and you will find yourself so much more at ease in life
terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?
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big day for tumblr sexyman enjoyers and weird fags everywhere
Literary criticism terms I use on this blog despite making them up myself, much to the chagrin of anyone who does not have my back catalog memorized:
are we the baddies: SFF subgenre focused on agents of an imperial power realizing that and grappling with what to do next, in contrast to stories focusing on the scrappy rebels resisting said imperial power
I could fix him (the empire): SFF subgenre where the colonized subject being nice and/or sexy enough Ends Colonialism, frequently tied to the John President of Racism problem
librarian bait: books centered on the transformative life-changing power of books and libraries, cousin to books focused on the transformative life-changing power of storytelling and narrative in general
college brochure fiction: stories where the protagonist has an artfully arranged group of diverse friends who are as flat as paper and whose cultural backgrounds never come up meaningfully
the Dave Strider: character the fandom fixates on to the detriment of everything else, until the weight of that attention warps fanon and sometimes even canon around them. almost always male. it's happening to Gurathin from Murderbot right now
#OP tell us more about the John President of Racism problem!
It hails from an immortal tumblr post by penultimate-step, except not immortal apparently because I get 'not found' when I try to go back to the original. So here's the text:
It's always disappointing when a series makes a big deal about societal and structural problems in it's setting, making readers think it has interesting things to say about the subject, only to then resolve the problems by fighting The CEO of Racism, John Racist, so that all of society's problems would then get better because they promoted a new CEO.
My elderly father started talking about how frustrating he finds βthe pronouns thingβ and I was like. Oh no. He had such a good stand on this, heβs been they/them-ing his cishet siblings for godβs sake! Is he regressing?? And he was talking about how difficult it is to remember, and how onerous it feels to expect strangers to keep track of it, and Iβm like oh no oh no.
Then he says, βI mean, the problem isnβt the gender thing. The problem is four words: she, her, he, and him. We got rid of stewardess and turned it into flight attendant. It doesnβt matter if the flight attendant is a man or woman, so we got rid of it. We just need to get rid of those. I donβt need to know.β
βYou donβt need to knowβ¦ peopleβs gender?β
βNo. I donβt care, I donβt need to know, and I donβt want to remember it.β
So we can relax. Itβs just a continuation of his crusade to they/them the world. He doesnβt want to remember anyoneβs gender. Heβs abolishing the genders.
Your dad is so powerful
Iβve tried a few porn games, but all they have such bad user design. so like one of the games was a platformer, I thought okay, I used to play mario, thisβll be no problem. WRONG. I couldnβt even get through the first level. two straight hours of missing the same jumps and near sobbing about it. at what point am I supposed to get horny? I canβt even reach the naked demon lady because I CANNOT! MAKE! THE JUMPS! so I try another game about seducing milfs. you need to clean the milfβs house to make her like you. okay, I have limited energy per in-game day, so I vacuum her house, I tidy her magazines, I clean her dishes, I go to sleep. this repeats for days. the milf still doesnβt like me. why?? Iβve spent real hours of my life vacuuming her digital floor. why wonβt the milf fall in love with me? what am I doing? what am I doing?
I got a job! I hope I can just slack off...
(Here's a transparency if anyone wants to put Ricky somewhere)
sure hope that sound wasnβt anything to worry about!
they cut my scene
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Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies
It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there
Emergency baby
[Francisco de Goya]
wordle in 1: joyless. it is statistically inevitable that your go-to starting word will be the solution one day, and this is no more of an accomplishment than running a random number generator once a day until it gives you "1"
wordle in 2: misleading. you may think that this is the highest achievement, but it suffers from the same disappointment of a lucky guess that wordle in 1 causes. your second guess is a strategic choice, but ending the game this early just isn't interesting
wordle in 3: the peak. your starting word gave you some information and then your second guess contextualized that information into a solvable position. your sharp intuition and restraint is what truly separates you as above average.
wordle in 4: statistically average, par for the course, the baseline against which all other wordles are compared.
wordle in 5: you're sweating. you made a mistake at some point, or your starting word was effectively useless, and it took an extra guess above average to close things out. wordle in 5 comes as a relief.
wordle in 6: crushing humiliation. you have technically succeeded but at what cost. your thirty square grid will stare back at you like barrels of a firing squad. a failure in all but name.
wordle failure: never your fault. what kind of stupid word even was that like come on
it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible
Hungry hungry Gulpin bao πππ©β¨
These steamed buns turned out extra blobby and wonky because they got super overproofed while I got stuck trying not to fail a shiny this weekend in the PokΓ©mon Legends: Z-A - Mega Dimension DLC, but at least I did manage to catch it after an hour of resets! π₯²π
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avatar the last airbender where sokka throws fireworks at people for maximum damage
he gets EXTREMELY offended when they add Zuko to the group because CLEARLY Aang already HAS a firebending teacher
prev tags: #bonus points if Zuko just came for the traitor bonus points because uuuuh#he also? thought the Avatar had a firebending master already?#he's got the waterbender who went from zero to epic in one season#the earthbender who keeps calling him out over his heartbeat while kneading metal between her hands#and the firebender who bends literally unlike anything Zuko's seen before. this all checks out.#what why is everyone staring at him. WHAT.#Sokka: *smugs so hard he keeps anyone from telling Zuko until the Boiling Rock*#*when he needs to VERY QUICKLY drag Zuko away from some VERY AWKWARD conversations with his father*#Zuko: doesn't know if Sokka is a firebender on his mother's side or his father's but is trying to be very supportive of Hakoda raising him-#Hakoda: ...What conversation did my son just stop me from having#later at the air temple: handmade rainbow steamers unfurl over Sokka's room as Hakoda stands supportively underneath#HAPPY PRIDE#DAD I'M NOT GAY I'M A FIREBENDER#...what.#avatar the last airbender#ATLA#Toph munching popcorn: why not both?
went on a walk and spent five minutes meowing at this random cat until i realized the owner was standing right there in his yard
