sometimes it rains...

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

if I see anyone on twitter shit on our piña and jesús’ defense while simultaneously ignoring ernie’s atrocious performance on the infield im gonna send all of you into the sun

PRODUCTIVE 👏 OUT 👏

men are allowed to like the thing itself, while women can only like the aesthetics and the lifestyle and the shallowest parts of the thing. and this is super good and feminist and empowering and never actually think critically about any of this that’s too hard it’s literally not that deep!