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they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

How long have you been wait to post this?

I don't need AI to write. I can create fake scenarios in my head perfectly fine myself.

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

cursed image

you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die

made it with an hour to spare

I can’t believe I share a birthday with this image.

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old