Quiet Hands, Quiet Kiss

tea, frankly

I accept

this is millennial culture

@ fetish blogs that follow me: i’ll sell pictures of my feet for $50

Jeff Goldblum is like if your uncle were a manic Pixie dream girl

Billy Joel - Piano Man

i love that even though he was introduced and then killed off within 10 episodes, Lil Sebastian left a bigger impact on the entire show than Mark Brendanawicz did after 2 fuckin seasons

I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate

#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorate 

Season 1 of cutthroat kitchen: “here’s a sabotage that lets you take away an opponents cheese” Current season of cutthroat kitchen: “see this Barbie dream house? You have to make all of your food in barbie’s kitchen, but if she catches you she’ll call the cops”