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I’m completely falling for the bait here but. Really?
There’s nothing wrong with finding a partner sexy. But when literally all we see is a character go on and on about how sexy their partner is and nothing else, it’s just weird.
Maybe Hitomi genuinely does have other kinds of affection for Hitch. But because she has the misfortune of being written by Salem, all we ever see visually is her raving about her fat mouse boyfriend how sexy he is to her and how badly she wants to slob on his saggy tits and grab his tummy.
And unfortunately for Salem, showing will always be more impactful than telling. So no matter how many reblogs he adds yapping about how loving and domestic and affectionate they are in detatched scenarios, they’re all going to be void if he wants to take making his comic seriously.
No one wants to scroll through a hundred reblogs, ebegging and suibaiting on tumblr of all places in order to get crucial information about a story they’re reading and invested in because someone decided it’s easier infodump instead of actually working to incorporate the elements into their story.
We have seen Hitch showing Hitomi non-sexual affection in art before. Like the time he shared a bath with her. It shows he cares about her, and he’s showing her affection that she’s been starved of.
The only times Hitomi has explicitly shown Hitch non-sexual affection without making it about his body (like the art of her complimenting his brown fur) is the diaper comic (which is definitely something alright), the art of her chewing on him and commenting that he’s “chewy like pierogi”(which is on thin ice already), and the art of them swimming that was inspired by the csm movie.
He’s not slick either trying to pull the transmisogyny angle either. Literally no one here cares that she’s a trans woman. It would still be weird and still be talked about if she was any other gender.
SALEM IS RIPPING OFF DBD KILLERS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDDINGGG MEEEEEE
(new oc he drew looks a lot like amanda young. sonion what is this foolish behavior)
Not exactly new (he drew her a few months ago then abandoned the wip) but very much a ripoff. Down to the bear trap. He really did trade his creativity for easier asspats.
I like how whenever Salem sees art critique he chooses, at every turn, to dunk on others (or so he thinks) and stroke his ego.
I didn’t know studying the fundamentals of art and applying them in your work is limiting artistic expression. Probably because it doesn’t (and it actually allows you to push the boundaries further and create in ways you never thought you could) but I digress.
You can obviously make art without learning any theory whatsoever. It is your art after all, and it’s for your joy (or numbers, in some cases). But it really is something when someone tries to get on a high horse because of that fact.
Literally every artist I’ve seen in this space has a unique style that has both personality and charm. Can’t say the same for everything he makes unfortunately. They’re also able to take art criticism and even ask for it.
It is his life though, so he can make as much art that totally looks jank because of “experimentation” as he pleases.
counterpoint to this salem statement:
The contrast lmao
im so tired of salem thinking black culture is all about looking sexy and constantly acting like black culture is comparable to bdsm diaperfurr "culture." he will go on and on about loving black culture and wanting to embrace it on himself more but will just draw himself with grills and outfits to show off his butt and breasts. he'll also drop the N-slur randomly if he's feeling extra brave but just cannot naturally. he literally forces it into his vocab to look "more black" cuz he's scared to scare his white audience away. btw how much if his audience do you think is actually of the minorities he's a part of? it seems he just chases all his poc supporters away because they will call him out on using the fact he's marginalized as an excuse for shitty actions when his white supporters are deeply terrified to because they dont wanna be called a racist transphobic fascist. he really got his fanbase walking on eggshells lmao. he just points fingers constantly and got to the point where he apparently hates white people and is busy hating them instead of helping his poc neighbors and friends (if he has any)
pls have anon if breaks & yes i can say the word, im just personally still uncomfy about using it myself
Completely understandable, anon.
Salem is a performer in a lot of ways. He’s performative about his interests. About his politics and his activism. His living situation. Even his kinks (though that may also be to hide more sinister things lurking below). So it isn’t too hard to connect the dots and see that he’s performative about his blackness too.
He uses it when it’s useful to him, like drawing his audience in with his ‘authentic’ black expression which he uses in his art*, and keeping his audience both sympathetic (he’s a suffering black man in need of aid) and apprehensive (people like them are the cause of his suffering in the grander scheme of things, so they’d better start helping him now with asspats and money).
It lets him bash them without the risk of them ditching him, because what kind of leftist would they be if they abandon someone in need? No less someone like him? He obviously knows more than them because he’s living the reality of being black in america, so it would be being a better ally if they listened and endured, right?
And like you mentioned, it’s also an excellent shield to use when he’s being shitty. Because the people calling him out totally hate him for being black and not for being a shitty person. So that completely invalidates any point they make. Despite a lot of us also being black, but he won’t see that. Or he’ll call us ICE agents and coons.
*Speaking of his art, it’s almost astounding how nobody calls him out for the nonsense he does and the stereotypes he leans into because of the sheer hold he has on his audience.
Making darker characters more menacing or aggressive would usually get someone flamed in his rants (and he’s complained about this too in the past ironically ). But because it’s him it’s just a mistake and it’s okay because he’s learned from it.
When he constantly portrays most if not all of his black characters as sexual or in a sexual manner? We just don’t get it, he’s being subversive about pervasive stereotypes. Then the subversion never comes, but oh well.
When he’s an orientalist shithead who sexualises cultures he’s not interested in exploring (or respecting) in the slightest? Don’t worry! He actually has roots from there, so he gets a free pass!
And when he’s done shouting from the rooftops about how much he loves the fact he’s black and how he makes unapologetic art that doesn’t care about white feelings? He’ll whitewash himself and his ocs to hell and back.
He’ll never learn more about black culture or history than necessary to look woke. He won’t help his black siblings unless it benefits him, because at the end of the day? He only cares about what affects him. And he’s perfectly happy calling you the fash if you try to call him out on it all.

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I like how whenever Salem sees art critique he chooses, at every turn, to dunk on others (or so he thinks) and stroke his ego.
I didn’t know studying the fundamentals of art and applying them in your work is limiting artistic expression. Probably because it doesn’t (and it actually allows you to push the boundaries further and create in ways you never thought you could) but I digress.
You can obviously make art without learning any theory whatsoever. It is your art after all, and it’s for your joy (or numbers, in some cases). But it really is something when someone tries to get on a high horse because of that fact.
Literally every artist I’ve seen in this space has a unique style that has both personality and charm. Can’t say the same for everything he makes unfortunately. They’re also able to take art criticism and even ask for it.
It is his life though, so he can make as much art that totally looks jank because of “experimentation” as he pleases.
Tumblr users hate it when you see trans women as people who can do bad things and not infallible goddesses
Everyone talks about the downfall of Hitch, and while he DEFINITELY got worse, I feel like Hitomi also got butchered and not a lot of people mention it. My poor girl went from an interesting character with hobbies and personality to "quiet girl but loud when hot oh and shes super badass and dangerous"
I feel like most of the characters Salem focuses on suffer from this. He wants to have his cake and eat it too by making them all be seen as intimidating/badass so they can be seen as cool, while also wanting them to have a secret sweet side so they can be seen as lovable and soft. It can obviously be done because people are multifaceted, but he’s not interested in putting in the work to write all that well.
Which ultimately leads to all his characters feeling the same and having no unique traits because he cycles through the same shit 5 billion times.
Hitomi? She’s intimidating at first, but sweet and soft with those she loves (or at least Hitch, since he’s literally the only person we see interact with her in story other than her mom)
The orca girl? (I can’t be arsed to find her name) she’s intimidating at first glance, but she’s really friendly and kind despite being butch (His words, not mine. Whatever Salem meant by that, only god knows)
Same deal for Tammy and Magna. I’m lumping them together because I don’t think they have much going on personality-wise outside of their dynamic (same with Hitchomi* too tbh) and the description fits them both. Intimidating at first but actually super sweet once you get to know them.
Philas? He got kicked out of heaven for being trans! (I’m not 100% sure on this one ngl. His lore keeps changing. At some point he was the son of Baphomet and he sent him to purgatory for being trans which is so stupid. And at another point he was kicked out of heaven for refusing to be a bride and being trans. It’s just. All over the show.)
He’s also angry as fuck all the time!! And miserable. And oddly one of the few transmasc ocs who pursue medical transition. By getting his T from drinking the blood of smaller male demons (because why wouldn’t he. Sigh.)
Eris? He got kicked out of heaven for being trans! (Also. That doesn’t even track if all his angel/demon ocs are in the same universe. Because the seraphim lady he draws assaulting oc Salem is also trans, but she still has a high ranking position in heaven. Hm. Maybe he means heaven has a transandrophobia problem. Or more likely, he pokes holes into his plots every time he touches the keyboard.)
Eris is also, angry and miserable as hell all the time, and is also, oddly one of the few transmasc ocs who pursue medical transition.
Oscar? He does get to medically transition, but alas, misery follows the transmascs of the salemverse who so much as think of medical transition, so Oscar is a miserable, stuck up prude with ‘internalised transphobia’. Of course later in the story he will confront it with what I predict to be the classic (and annoying) “you’ve got to get in touch with your feminine side because you’re actually afraid of it and need to accept it!!” plotline, and from there on out he’ll get fatter, freakier and more social which is so awesome.
Hitch? Who needs a real personality when you have tits and ass?
DJ? Who needs a real personality when you have tits and ass?
Crystal? Who needs a real personality when you have tits and ass?
Salem? Who needs a real personality when you have tits and-
he calls hitomi butch?? calls non lesbian character a lesbian label?? he needs to be gone
if anyone has screenshots please add them. should be noted he called hitchtomi hetgem yesterday
Not really sure why we’re expecting much from Mr “femme body type” in the respecting labels department
Incredibly random and incredibly petty, but why does it look like every transmasc oc Salem has that chooses to present masculine or medically transition is either a miserable asshole or generally aloof?

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So I finally redesigned Hitch and Hitomi's baby to actually make her look like...a baby. Though admittedly she definitely looks more like her dad, poor Hitomi's genes didn't even stand a chance lmao. I think she turned out adorable! But let me know what you think.
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im not usually one for "fixing" art unprompted but I wanted to try my hand at this
I didn't want to spend too much time on this but I adjusted some colors and drew over the wing because it was missing a whole set of primary feathers?! it's still definitely too small for the body but it wouldn't really fit in the frame otherwise
if anyone wants to take this and edit some of the stuff I haven't go ahead lol
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Please keep anon!!
Felt sour, so I redrew Pibb’s girlfriends.
Enjoy. ^v^
Awww! I love these! Seriously, I don't know why the bat's face looked like that. And those little earring , things look better on her ears than on her hat!
Very nice, anon. Please send more art! (^3^)/
since you're the art saltblog and its old news by now i wanted to rant to someone about the swan drawing. i thought he had no neck from the shading and the colors on the flowers especially against the background look truly atrocious. please watch a youtube video about values
Speaking of shading, didn’t he shade in black at some point? Which is one of the myriad of art sins we all learn to avoid as we progress from being beginners?
The values in the second panel lack the contrast to make it striking, so it ends up all muddy. And most of the rainbow evaporates once it’s switched.
Hard agree on the flowers though. They look somewhat fake because of it imo. The fact the flowers serve no purpose in the piece other than to serve as a scenic censor isn’t helping the second panel’s composition at all either. Neither is the fact it feels like the swan is fighting for the viewer’s attention with Salem.
I mean, the sunflowers may be there to symbolise optimism, and the fact Salem is actively moving towards the light rather than staying shrouded in darkness (which is a lovely thought but unfortunately not reality).
The swan could also be there to symbolise his transition into a man and away from the identity assigned to him by society which made him feel alienated. The swan’s wings are too small for its body though. And facial structure doesn’t make it a swan at all, as pointed out by @bbblueberry-bunny (lmk if you want the @ removed)
The rainbow (Someone forgot about roy g. biv while making this) is a bit cliché but it gets the idea of new beginnings across well enough I guess.
The cutoffs at both the legs of Salem and the swan’s tail make the panel unnecessarily awkward to look at.
But, at the end of the day, the day ends. Salem isn’t going to take criticism of any shape or form. He isn’t going to learn anything unless he wants to.
He can’t render himself out of learning the fundamentals, but he sure is trying.