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(Trying to hide that I got bit by a single angelic zombie) I'm fine it's just a scratch. Let's keep going, we're almost to the sanctuary. La!

hey so... when i was doing surgery on you... this is awkward... i found an evil bone in your body

Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

Tumblr is perfect for me bc it combines my 2 favourite activities: curating a beautiful colour scheme and being annoying

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

Bottom scientists as well

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

got a lovehate relationship with routine and repetition. yes if you put me in a repetitive situation i will start chewing on myself like a caged animal. but also no if you interrupt my self imposed routines i will start crying. this has made me so super good at being in the workforce #trust

I'm holding your hand when I say this... :3 just holding it really tight. your hand

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

And if I were Ms.President I would do well to make sure Golden Freddy can no longer harm the american people

i just got summoned for yuri duty

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS