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staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

no i dont ride my horse into battle what the hell is wrong with you she could get hurt. she drops me off and then she stands on the sidelines with a gun

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

can you read me a bedtime post?

First of all he's not my boyfriend he's some other shit. Plus scientists don't even know the ramifications of it's hazards yet

Im certain that if i was small and my cat was big he'd pick me up all the time and put me in his lap too

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

posting is a stress response

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.