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scientist discovers a little animal awww

am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

let's dissect uncle, to find his wish gland

BREAKING: Increased "Pjackk" sightings across Tumblr are being reported as many users claim to have seen a "disgusting metal object" interact with posts as recently as three hours ago, yet witnesses report that the blog in question remains inactive. Are these real sightings of the famed "Prototype Jack," or is this just an elaborate Tumblr hoax? We will report as more information becomes available.

Some people look better with less clothes and some of us were born with the painful absence of a Soviet era military winter overcoat

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!