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If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

do not raise a foul word against tofu in my presence

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

is it possible to fix my life but still be weird abt books tv film & music forever? i will attempt it