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hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

But does anypony notice but does anypony care

But theres no room in this stable theres no room in the next

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything

Damn girl your some kind of wretched beast

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

"art garfunkel contributed nothing to the songwriting in simon & garfunkel" girl he was the muse!😂

Famous Rapper "White Bitch" has died from a frost troll eating him.

*in a fake body cast, interrupting your conversation* i just think its cruel how not one of you has mentioned my… condition.

I love when machinery gets really hot and starts smelling bad and destroying itself it's almost sexual. I didn't mean that

The first two people to kiss, they kissed and then they liked it so much they did it again, And i can’t tall you what happenws next because im shy

why as a man are you using healing spells

Why are you trying to keep men alive? So you can fuck them??

i really dont care if you inflict poison damage on me like i really dont care at all i dont care that my health bar is dropping or that im making grunting sounds and flinching as my vision goes green in a pulsing manner, it really does not matter to me