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[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

is it possible to fix my life but still be weird abt books tv film & music forever? i will attempt it

scientist discovers a little animal awww

am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

let's dissect uncle, to find his wish gland

BREAKING: Increased "Pjackk" sightings across Tumblr are being reported as many users claim to have seen a "disgusting metal object" interact with posts as recently as three hours ago, yet witnesses report that the blog in question remains inactive. Are these real sightings of the famed "Prototype Jack," or is this just an elaborate Tumblr hoax? We will report as more information becomes available.