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she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

"art garfunkel contributed nothing to the songwriting in simon & garfunkel" girl he was the muse!😂

Famous Rapper "White Bitch" has died from a frost troll eating him.

*in a fake body cast, interrupting your conversation* i just think its cruel how not one of you has mentioned my… condition.

I love when machinery gets really hot and starts smelling bad and destroying itself it's almost sexual. I didn't mean that

The first two people to kiss, they kissed and then they liked it so much they did it again, And i can’t tall you what happenws next because im shy

why as a man are you using healing spells

Why are you trying to keep men alive? So you can fuck them??

i really dont care if you inflict poison damage on me like i really dont care at all i dont care that my health bar is dropping or that im making grunting sounds and flinching as my vision goes green in a pulsing manner, it really does not matter to me

Got caught and killed again by guards

(Trying to hide that I got bit by a single angelic zombie) I'm fine it's just a scratch. Let's keep going, we're almost to the sanctuary. La!

hey so... when i was doing surgery on you... this is awkward... i found an evil bone in your body

Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

Tumblr is perfect for me bc it combines my 2 favourite activities: curating a beautiful colour scheme and being annoying

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

Bottom scientists as well