be a somebody with a body!

loouis, louies… watch this programme de télévision with me, loeuies. it has revealed to me a most thrilling premise…. you see, the handsome psychoanalysist communes with the troubled young man who is ill at ease with his sublime gift, that which allows him to hear the dark songs in the hearts and minds of men…. and it appears it is the very doctor of his mind, louise, whose heart might sing the darkest song of them all. is that not electrifying, louuie? don’t you find it devastatingly fateful? luoiuise?

[id: two frames from the Princess Bride. The first shows Buttercup with a concerned look saying “And to think, all that time it was twitter that was poisoned.” The 2nd frame shows Dread Pirate Roberts respond “twitter and tumblr were both poisoned. I spent the past few years building up an immunity to Homestuck”. The lines originally said “And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned. They were both poisoned. I spent the past few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.” end id]

It’s amazing how fast he want from “I’m bringing back free speech” to “if you make fun of me I will ban you permanently”

what the fuck is gay vampire sex? I'm a hands on learner btw