fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

there are 1milllion+ comics and yep you have to read all of them.

econony is fucked as hell so i’m going to try a bunch of gas station boner pills and start a class action lawsuit against which ever one hurts me the most badly

I thought of a scorpion dragon that wished me harm and it tbh ruined my day and made me anxious

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

the dinosaurs were likely scared

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

cleaned out the garage and found my old thinking cap from when i would think